i should know better

Once again...I was having a conversation at home, not remembering how the acoustics work here. In my recounting to Alexi all the wonderful details of last semester, my father heard them all in the office.

So he of course was very curious and started asking a lot of questions:
Wasn't "Jakyle" (his label for Kyle: Jackie+Kyle) a lesbian? No, Kyle is bisexual (because queer would really go into his head). This lead in an awkward conversation about the difference gender and sexuality, but he said he knew what transgender was and has been reading a lot about it. Doesn't seem to change his opinion about all this though.

Wasn't Richard gay? Because Richard had made out with Jon that night. Doesn't matter that he was drunk. No, he's bisexual too. So Richard went out with Kyle and Bensen? He's lucking man I guess, getting two girls like that. Kyle's not a...

You were living with a cat! You're allergic to cats. It never went into my room. It was a cute kitty.

It was put in a washing machine! That's not right at all. You don't do that to an innocent animal. Calling the cops may have been a little extreme, but someone needed to put their foot down.

Does any of this have to do with Richard not living with you next year. No that has to do with his parents. They think all his friends are evil influences. Well Kyle is definitely weird. So is Bensen. And now Richard is getting on the weird side.

What's this I hear about an Ex? I don't think you want to hear about this. It's an unconventional relationship. -End conversation-